Jonathan Kent

an eldergod, kinda
It's hard enough to figure why I didn't do anything cool but maybe you hearda me, Richard Rahl, seeker of truth? Hah, it's better that you think I didn't get to use that sword you'd occasionally see off the mantelpiece for months on end, I was unpredictable with it I did, use it, in fury and rage, but I know this power, I made, this power, and that you'd think of the red blood in your own veins, as my my color of invent, could save you some long while from now, I'm Superman's grandfather by our actual, true real blood, but lose it out to chance, Krypton's been reforged, in Superboy, so know that I am a god, but I'm ageless, so, elder? I am an avatar though, which means that being related to Pasha, makes me a full blooded kryptonian. You follow? Ah I invented blood, so my wife, she's related to me by blood, as, my wife. So what does that mean, exactly, for Wonder Woman?

Oh come on, really? The amazons always thought they should treat bastards well that's what bastard means you come from two places, she's, a stronger than you are, powerful, brilliant woman so, Amazonian, and then what, American? Yeah. But your whole world could venture to wonder about me, and that when Clark bore his mother, to Themyscira, it was to be entrusted to his friends there, surely, and me, he brought to Mars, to learn their, immortal powers, don't you remember?

I could be lying about her, being a blood relative. How would you really know, the truth? Could you even tell the difference?

HOW COOL IS JONATHEN KENT, TO SURFERS?